WTF? Rolling Stone (Feb 21, 08) & Britney Spears

My new subscription to RS has finally started showing up regularly, and whose giant mug do I see on the cover when I open my mailbox? Britney f***ing Spears! Why? Answer me that.

In the words of that other eternally fan, "Leave Britney alone!" (my mascara's running from my burning tears of shame...). Please Rolling Stone, never do this again.